Song: Dry Heave – “New! Quick! Weight Loss Tricks!”

Song: Dry Heave  – “New! Quick! Weight Loss Tricks!”

Song: New! Quick! Weight Loss Tricks!
Band: Dry Heave
Location: London, Ontario
Date of Release: 05/01/2015
Genre: Hardcore/Punk
Reviewer: Welmanshire
For Fans Of: Real music
Why They Aren’t Famous: Real Hardcore™ + Punk + Canada = Not going to happen.

Considering New! Quick! Weight Loss Tricks! only goes for one minute and eleven seconds, I’ll try my best to be as on point, succinct and no-nonsense as Ontario’s Dry Heave.

The song blasts in with a powerviolence furore while vocalist Gabie Nestor yells:

Victim complex, expecting insult?
I’m just a student, teach me the shit that you preach.

The animosity continues midway into the song when the breakdown into a more straight-up hardcore punk beatdown, Nestor spits;

Time for a fucking change

Closing out with:

Fuck a façade, this is all your fault.

Negative and violent. Listen to the entire EP immediately here:


Take note. This is honesty. This is fucking hardcore – real life, unbridled hardcore. Fuck your shitty, expensive film clips. Stop ‘acting’ as a member of a band, and just fucking be in a band. Make music that’s inside your bones. Kill your idols. Fuck the happy path and burn your own. Be a band – be a group of artists. Make something real.

Vocals: 9/10
Guitars: 9/10
Bass: 9/10
Drums: 9/10
Production: 8/10
Lyrics: 9/10
Songwriting: 9/10
Overall IPHYB Rating: 9/10
Personal Enjoyment: 10/10

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Song: Dry Heave – “New! Quick! Weight Loss Tricks!”
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