Deadbeat Dads of Nu-Metal Limp Bizkit recently upset fans in Taiwan, reportedly getting flown first class and being paid $400,000 by promoters, only to play two full songs, fluff around on stage like a fart trapped in a jar, and close out by telling Taiwan to “Get fucked” and that they were “A bunch of amateurs.”
The story is a difficult to piece together due to the language barrier, but exclusive footage obtained by IPHYB shows the ‘setlist’ containing only one song, ‘Rollin’, probably the same number of people who went to see Limp Bizkit as a legitimate venture opposed to one steeped in a deep sense of irony.
Perhaps the most revealing signs of discontent from the citizens of Taiwan are some of the venomous comments contained on the instagram post of the setlist; I’ve included a few of the best below:
For the layman, I’ve unveiled the mystery of some of the comments using an obviously very accurate translation tool, so you can really put yourself in the shoes of the disgruntled Taiwanese. Note to self, if I ever play a show in Taiwan, make sure to give an impeccable performance, or rather, one that includes more than one song.
The shenanigans of Limp Bizkit; or namely, Fred Durst, probably won’t come as a surprise to many at all – they displayed similar behaviour in Australia at Soundwave, frustratingly fumbling around on stage in between songs in both Brisbane and Melbourne, playing sub-par sets that consisted of four or five songs at the most. Also, he’s wearing, like, biker gloves, and what look like pyjama pants. Just how much of a fuck Limp Bizkit give is unclear, but my guess is that it’s a slim one at best. Yes, I’m aware how passe “fucks to give” jokes are, but it’s iterate the fact Limp Bizkit are pretty much the definition of sad, with the exception of Wes Borland and John Otto, because I said so.
Mother fuck Limp Bitchkit.
Writer/Managing Editor for IPHYB
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