Kanye West Announces Run for Presidency, Eyes Roll Worldwide

Kanye West Announces Run for Presidency, Eyes Roll Worldwide
Australia may lose the title of “Country With the Stupidest Leader” within the next few years, because Poe’s Law Personified (A.K.A KANYE WEST) is running for President of the United States in 2020!

Proving (once again) that he should be muzzled and kept on a leash at the VMA’s, the world suffered yet another public Kanye outburst, when the excitable Atlanta-born rapper apparently got swept up in the moment and announced his plans to run for presidency. Although eyes rolled collectively world-wide the moment Yeezus opened his mouth, it would be pretty funny to see someone who charges $200 for a cheap Roshe rip-off, try to stabilise America’s economy.

“I don’t know what I’m finna lose after this it don’t matter though because it ain’t about me, it’s about new ideas bro people with ideas people who believe in truth. and yes, as you probably could’ve guessed by this moment I have decided in 2020 to run for president.”

For those not taking KanyeVoice of Our GenerationWest seriously; consider the fact that someone like DONALD TRUMP has gotten so far with his presidential campaign… I mean, here’s another nutcase celebrity with more dollars than sense – the main difference being that Kanye has bankrupted a few less companies than Trump. Think about it.

White House Press Secretary JOSH EARNEST released a statement on behalf of current U.S. President BARRACK OBAMA to Associated Press, stating that the President looks “forward to seeing what slogan [Kanye] chooses to embroider on his campaign hat.”

We’re not kidding – THIS IS ACTUALLY NOT SATIRE

🇺🇸 AMERICA 🇺🇸

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