Song: Vicious Retribution Band/Artist:The Stratagem Location: Brisbane Date of Release: 11/02/2015 Genre: Deathcore/memecore/jizzfilledundiescore Reviewer: Listerfiend! Bruh For Fans Of: Shitting your pants, breakdowns and hating people Why They Aren’t Famous: Because Senpaii hasn’t notcied them
This is my second review in 24 hours. Let’s just say this is truly affecting my sex life. I am however saving money on hand lotion and the dick shaped cut out in my mattress is finally getting aired out for the first time in a year. Don’t get me wrong I love her but I need my fucking space from all of her and her bed bugs. Any way moving along to this song…
I was very aware of The Stratagem, yet I have never heard any of their music prior to this day. I don’t know if the rest of their music is shit……but this song is fucking great!
Let’s start off with guitars. Exactly want I wanted to hear!! I like my guitars to be like my taste in women, nice, slim, great rack and an ass that you can eat barbeque sauce off. Just like the riffs in this song. But I also like my women to be fat, hairy and have bigger balls than me. Just like the chugs in this song. The solo was much like the eating BBQ sauce off the ass of one of those girls I like, so fucking tasty. The levels were also mixed in well. Moving on.
Drums were just the punch in the face I needed from this song. Fast and hard (much like my sex life). However I did notice that through out the song song some of the symbols seemed to sound really weak in the mix. It didnt take away from the song, but it was noticeable in parts. I am definately certain to see you guys play live one day, so then I’ll be able to hear all the drums perfectly.
Now onto the vocals. I hope my dick shaped cut out in bed doesn’t break up with me, because I filled my 4 day old underwear with my white hot man jelly. At 2:13 (in the film clip) I got fucking chills running down my spine!! or that could of just been a body shiver after my load was released upon this world. The lyrics “The shit I’m about to do to you even fucking frightens me” are some of the best lyrics I’ve seen in this genre!
Okay so now that the bass player is pissed off, I’ll actually say something about him. There is a volume knob on your bass I suggest you use it during recording! I for one love bass, it’s just a shame that it got drowned out in the mix.
I am sure to be seeing these guys live in the near future!! But I’ll bring extra underwear when I do.
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