Song review: Existential Artifacts
Date of Release: 21st November, 2012
Genre: Melodic Metal/Hardcore
a) has called a massive debt on the rest of the band members
b) has a hot mum that the other dudes in the band are secretly banging on the side and they feel bad for him
c) Hawaii is a small place with a negligible scene for heavy music and this guy is the best vocalist available
I’m fairly certain that the answer is b). Yep, definitely.
Bass: I can hear it/10
Overall IPHYB Rating: sadly, a 4/10 due to the unlistenable vocals
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