Song review: Voices
Band: My Friend The Betrayer
Location: Toowoomba, Queensland
Date of Release: 22nd January 2013
Disclaimer: This song was recorded with the band’s previous vocalist. Said vocalist is *NOT* the vocalist pictured in the featured image. Thankyou for your time.
You know what pissed me off most about this steaming shitpile of a song? It wasn’t the ridiculous cliche abuse. It wasn’t the fact that these would have to be without doubt the worst high screams I’ve ever had the extreme misfortune of hearing in my entire life. It’s not even the fact that people actually “like” this utter abortion. It’s the fact that I had to listen to it more than once. Should have been titled “This is what week long constipation sounds like”.
Vocals: 3/10 (that’s being very, very generous)
Overall IPHYB Rating: Going-for-a-swim-in-your-pool-to-find-a-child-sized-festering-turd-floating-in-it/10
Chris Giacca just may be the worst writer in the world, but it doesn't matter because he probably still has a bigger audience than you, so he is by default automatically right about everything. No exceptions. He's currently writing a novel which will be uploaded in single chapter installments as spoken word on bandcamp. Physical releases will be on laser disc only, limited to 17 1/2 units. Don't ask about the half.
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