Song: Eta Carinae Band: HAZE Location: idk, somewhere in Aus and some cunts from Russia apparently Date of Release: 1st January, 2016 Genre: Northlane Reviewer: Chris Giacca (abuse me on twitter @Giaccattack) For Fans Of: Northlane
First time I tried listening to this, I got roughly 11 seconds in before I turned it off and listened to ‘Quantum Flux’ by Northlane instead. Now, I’m not going to insinuate that the start of this song is almost a carbon copy, so instead I’m going to come out and fucking state it outright.
No. Seriously. If you can get through this song without subconsciously, or consciously for that matter, singing the lyrics to ‘Quantum Flux’ over the top of it, you’re a much stronger person than I am. You also probably have far more patience for mediocrity than I do, and if so, I pity your presumably pointless existence. Cheers.
Vocals: N Guitars: O Bass: R Drums: T Production: H Lyrics: L Songwriting: A Overall IPHYB Rating: N Enjoyment Factor: E
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Chris Giacca just may be the worst writer in the world, but it doesn't matter because he probably still has a bigger audience than you, so he is by default automatically right about everything. No exceptions. He's currently writing a novel which will be uploaded in single chapter installments as spoken word on bandcamp. Physical releases will be on laser disc only, limited to 17 1/2 units. Don't ask about the half.