Song Review: Posi Pizza Pals – ‘Story Of My Life’

Song Review: Posi Pizza Pals – ‘Story Of My Life’

Song: Story Of My Life
Band/Artist: Posi Pizza Pals
Location: Victoria, Australia
Date of Release: 3rd October 2014
Genre: Pop Punk
Reviewer: Thall
For Fans Of: The Story So Far, The Wonder Years, Jarrod Alonge
Why They Aren’t Famous: …because Mom and Dad just don’t understand.

Pizza and total hatred for the town you live in, played in a major key? Absolute genius. Pop punk is a remarkable genre. Posi Pizza Pals show this. Their song ‘Story Of My Life’ is about vast symbolism such as ‘Repetition is the key to success’, ‘Repetition is the key to success’ and ‘Repetition is the key to success’. I haven’t heard anything this catchy since ‘Yvan Eht Nioj’…

The compositional masterpiece only goes for just under a minute, with a trademark rung out chord intro with a muted lead underneath – this is on par with a song that The Story So Far would make. In fact this goes beyond that. It started off with a FADE IN. Woah! That is some innovative ambient atmospheric shit. These guys are the pioneers of the New Wave of 21st Century Pop Punk. The drums provide a nice, solid beat and totally respects the melodic direction of the song. It knows to chill out and let the other instruments and vocals take the spotlight.

The vocals were definitely the strongest point of the song, with the superb lyrics written – ‘I hate this town.’ The only criticism I have is the ‘Did I mention now’ section in the song. I thought it was a bit overkill and unnecessary. Just stick to the one concept before you make shit too complex like a tech-death-djent-prog-avant-garde-pornogrind song. That doesn’t pull you the juvies, stick to the basics.

Okay so that sums up this masterpiece. Here is some pizza porn:





Vocals –
Cleans 9.5/10
Guitars: 10/10
Bass: 10/10
Drums: 10/10
Production: 10/10
Lyrics: 10/10 – ‘I Hate This Town.’
Songwriting: 10/10
Overall IPHYB Rating: 10/10
Personal Enjoyment Factor: 10/10 – Replay. Replay. Replay.

P.S. Happy Birthday Carly! Cheers for the one-liners <3

Song Review: Posi Pizza Pals – ‘Story Of My Life’
Rate This Post (100%) 1 vote
Share on FacebookTweet about this on TwitterGoogle+Share on StumbleUponShare on RedditEmail to someonePin on PinterestShare on LinkedInDigg thisshare on Tumblr
Share This Post

Ilija Stajić

forgive english, i am Serbia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at Australian university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in Australia 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me Australian fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this Australian boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Serbia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Serbia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry Australian girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in Australian ass.

Related Posts